this is a blog. look at it. it had ads on it. it had an unavailable video. this is a censored blog. paralysis. secret blog. secrete. it would be such a relief if every science fiction book was non-fiction. why am i not being used by my computer? does anyone want to watch the matrix with me and then play fight kung fu moves? can you please just be a hologram. i want to delete you all. i am legend. i robot. i love will smith. listening to lupe fiasco lol he sucks now. interview me. interview me. interview me. feed me mcdonalds meat. idgaf. igaf. idgaf can mean i do give a fuck just as easily as it can mean i dont give a fuck. scratch my eyebrow. fat. bald. old. hello. candy. lets go to a comedy show over skype and laugh and hug and fuck and cry and shit. i am too impatientlonely to read. why are you not reading me through my computer oh that is what you are doing never mind. thank you computer. need to shave. quit. eat. eat. eat. where is the fat? sugar sugar how you get so fly? good lord. there is a pattern here. everything is black that is the pattern. magic. machine. i stretch my legs to remember sweat. sweat was good. nothing is strong enough to drag me along anymore i am an anchor. congratulations your computer congratulated you. imagine pieces of yourself falling off. eggs. remember bacon. bacon was good. god. hello god. how are you today? remember me haha. remember relating to eminem wow. want. look at me. marvel at my face. let me put my hood up. hold your holy hairy wrinkly balls so ugly like my face. pimple. i am a model. where are the echoes. remember being in water swimming. look at my floor you can't see it. money. chocolate money. lets all play a game. where did i lose you? itching everyeverywhere. sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorr sorry sorry sory soryy sorry sorry soryrr soryy sorry sorry soryys rsorry sorry sorry sorry sorry for this bullshit. situps and crunches. whats the difference anyway. we're all doing the same thing. goodbye