lazy butt blogger

Caro cam:

I need new boxers. Their elastic has become inelastic. Today as I walked to the library my boxers slid down until the wear around my knees. They would have slid further but they were held up by the crotch of my sweatpants. Also the but on my sweatpants is almost worn through. I am lying in bed in my sweatpants sweating.

Today I drank three bottles of powerade: Blue, Red, and Yellow. There is a deal at fix where it's cheaper to buy three bottles. My mouth has had a weird dry texture the last few days.

Also today I slept through my appointment with my case manager. I am shirking my responsibilities. Election tomorrow. I haven't read up on the parties' policies. I imagined walking into the voting booth and shooting myself in the head.

I reread sometimes my heart pushes my ribs today. That book is short. I didn't enjoy it as much as the other books I've been rereading. I haven't been keeping my goodreads up to date. Caro read Shoplifting From American Apparel today. She didn't like it. I did. What does this mean?

I am now watching my 15th episode of The Office for today. The theme song is comforting.

Recently I have been spouting cliches in conversation because I can't think

I need to fucking shave.