Here's a photo on me sitting in a chair in my old room

I am writing this in my new room which is also my old room. It was my room but then I moved away and my sister took it. Then I moved back home. Then when my sister was going through a hard time my sister  moved into another room but still used this room sometimes. Now I have moved back into this room. The wireless doesn‘t reach this room. I am writing this in word and then I will take my laptop into another room and copy paste it into word. I wrote this post last night but then my computer crashed and I lost it. I am recreating this post.

I yelled extremely quietly, “Where the fuck is the forty year old virgin.”

I want to make iconic things. I used to always think that the best rap lines were just like sayings. I guess I meant memes but I didn’t know that word yet. Also really clever ones.

I am watching Knocked Up.

Have been referring to this room as the love shack. I just misspelt shack as shake. This room is not connected to the rest of the house.

When I said the forty year old virgin I was referring to Knocked Up.

It is only a week til Christmas. What are you doing over the holiday period?

I need to create a memorable meme separate from everything is fantastic. All my other memes are either not memorable or just offshoots of everything is fantastic.

I need to pee. Then me and my mum are going to play tennis but first we have to wait for my dad to get home with the car so I’ll probably check facebook while I’m waiting =f

today

Today I realised/thought: if I keep doing what I'm doing everything will be good.

Today at the library I saw six of the books that I returned yesterday. I finished read Selected Unpublished Blog Posts Of A Mexican Panda Express Employee. Got out Mulholland Drive (should dvds count with the two book rule? seems like they should). The woman at the counter looked at my card and then said 'Sorry I didn't recognise you.' I hadn't recognised her. Then she asked 'Did the book ever turn up?' and I asked 'What book?' and she said 'The biography' and I recognised her as my sister's friend's mum.

Today me and Alice came up with a new thing where whenever we're sad we're just gonna think about how funny it is. Everyone should get into that.

Today I started recording me reading the second half of The No Hellos Diet but my computer crashed.

Today my sister baked a chocolate cake. Last night she baked another cake. She has an exam tomorrow.


TOday on tumblr:

Today I am going to play netball at my old school's new gym

boring blog

Did you know that it's actually Jackson's younger sister writing this blog? I bet you didn't.

I don't write everything that happens to me in this blog. It seems like that would be consoring myself. I am giving you a limited yet honest view of my life or somethiing. Usually I don't care about censoring myself. I do it to improve the ratio of quality to bullshit. But on this blog I am attempting not to censor myself.

Last night I sllept for two hours. Then I stood and sat in the cold for two hours. Then I ran 8km.

 


Today I returned all of my library books but one. It was difficult to fit them all into my backpack. New rule: no more than two books issued from the library at once.

I'm beginning to think that Blake Butler and Tao Lin are the same person.

I think about these posts before I write them but I always forget something.

UNCENSORED THOUGHTS:
I wish me and Ben Brooks had a caring email correspondence.
I wish me and James Duncan still chatted regularly.
Does anyone want to publish a book by me? Will you agree to publish it sight unseen? Give me monthly deadlines like I need the first draft of this stroy by next monday.

There were lots of girls dressed as fairies. I like fairies.

I bought 10 mini donuts fresh from the deepfrier for $5. I went to a mcdonalds that i always expect/hope to be empty but is always busy. Today I discovered there is an unstrairs. I bought a larger choc sunday and a large chips. I wanted to get a frozen l&p too but they were out or something. I should have bought a drink because I need to stay hydrated.

I washed my head (at first i accidently wrote shaved). My hair feels nice. I have a headache.

My mum bought this shirt from a garage sale many many many years ago. I think i was still in primary school. I still like it








I like how Megan Boyle doesn't end her paragraphs with full stops.

Caro has turned her blog into a fashion blog. She is way better than Bebe Zeva.

I don't have any credit on my cellphone